A recent scientific study revealed that men who are silent and still, or better yet, physically absent for a few hours, have a markedly better chance for survival during their wives' PMS.*
Just thought that was an interesting finding.
*This survey was conducted in my house this afternoon. My husband is alive to document the findings. While there was no control group to validate my conclusion, there was some actual "control" on my part. So I still say I'm right.